IF YOU SQUINT,
IT'S MINT.

A traveling lineman reviewing hotels across America - one night at a time... in my hooks.

Latest Drop

Episode 36 — Comfort Inn — $55

Looks like a 5-star until you smell the carpets.

Score: 92/100

Best Stays

1. Days Inn, OH - $62 92/1002. Scottish Inn, NJ - $49 95/1003. Best Western, TX - $75 90/100

Worst Stays

1. Quality Inn, PA - $55 40/1002. Super 8, WV - $45 45/1003. Motel 6, FL - $50 52/100

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