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Hats

The Hotel Hooker™️ Trucker Hat – Lineman Workwear Snapback

$39.99 USD
Hotel Hooker™️ Signature Trucker Hat The hat that started the brand. The Hotel Trucker Hat is a premium lineman trucker hat built for blue-collar workers, road crews, and anyone living the work-on-the-road lifestyle. Featuring oversized white embroidery on a structured black crown with breathable white mesh backing, Designed to feel like real blue-collar workwear. Clean, durable, and recognizable from across the lot. Whether you’re climbing poles, hauling freight, chasing storms, or living the road life, this is the uniform. Features: Premium structured trucker fit Bold raised white embroidery Breathable white mesh backing Adjustable snapback closure Curved brim for daily wear Blackout colorway Materials & Fit: 26% cotton / 74% polyester Structured 6-panel construction Mid-profile crown Permacurv®️ visor Adjustable snapback Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ “If You Squint, It’s Mint.”

Lineman Trucker Hat – “Wherever I Lay My Hooks Is My Home” | Blue Collar Work Hat

$39.99 USD
Wherever I lay my hooks is my home. This limited-edition Hotel Hooker™️ lineman trucker hat is built for blue-collar workers, traveling linemen, construction crews, and anyone living the work-on-the-road lifestyle.

The If You Squint Its Mint Trucker Hat - Navy | Premium Blue Collar Work Hat

$39.99 USD
The classic If You Squint Its Mint Trucker Hat. Built for the road, the job site, and everywhere in between. This premium snapback cap is designed specifically for traveling linemen, heavy construction crews, and blue-collar workers who demand all-day comfort.

Lines & Hookers Trucker Hat – Premium Blue Collar Snapback

$39.99 USD
Lines & Hookers Trucker Hat – Premium Blue Collar SnapbackThe “Lines & Hookers” trucker hat blends blue-collar grit with vintage roadside style — inspired by the traveling lineman lifestyle and life on the road.Premium embroidery.Classic trucker fit.Clean blacked-out design.Made for long days, late nights, and one-nighters across America.Whether you’re chasing storms, climbing poles, running roads, or just appreciate hard-working culture… this hat speaks your language.⚡ Premium mesh-back trucker⚡ Structured fit⚡ Snapback closure⚡ Blue-collar inspired design⚡ Built for everyday wear“If you squint… it’s mint.”

Stickers & Bundles

It's Not Gon' Suck Itself Sticker – Funny Worksite Humor Decal

$6.30 USD
No shortcuts. No excuses. Bold, high-impact design built for trucks, coolers, and job sites. Straight-up blue-collar attitude in a weatherproof vinyl decal.

Rubber Up Before Hot Sticking Sticker – Lineman Safety Humor Decal

$6.30 USD
Safety first — always. Whether you're joking or dead serious, this one hits both ways. Durable vinyl for indoor/outdoor use. Perfect for toolboxes, gang boxes, and buckets.

Morning Wood Sticker – Funny Lineman Early Work Humor Decal

$6.30 USD
Alarm's off. Sun's down. You're already up. For the early call times, long days, and zero excuses. Weatherproof, heavy-duty vinyl built for job sites and truck windows.

The Wetter The Better Sticker – Storm Lineman Double Time Decal

$6.30 USD
Rain coming down. Wind picking up. Most people run from it — you get paid for it. For storm chasers, outage grinders, and the guys who know bad weather means good money.

That's A Big Back Hoe Sticker – Funny Construction Decal

$6.30 USD
You see it… and you say it. Built for the guys who know their equipment and aren't afraid to call it out. Durable weatherproof vinyl for hard hats, toolboxes, and trucks.

Certified Pole Dancer Sticker – Lineman Harness Humor Decal

$6.30 USD
Sitting pretty in the hooks — throwing the Rockstar sign. For the ones who make pole climbing look easy and have a little attitude while doing it. Durable weatherproof vinyl.

"Looks Good From Myyyy House" Trade Humor Sticker Decal

$6.30 USD
Every worker knows the phrase. The job's miles away, the angle's questionable — but hey, looks good from my house. Classic trade humor in a durable weatherproof vinyl sticker.

In The Hole Sticker – Jobsite Humor Decal for Hard Hats & Trucks

$6.30 USD
Down in the hole and still giving a thumbs up. Built for real jobsite conditions — for linemen, electricians, and blue-collar workers who live it. Weatherproof vinyl decal.

"It's About The Pay Not The Stay" Truck & Motel Sticker

$6.30 USD
Shiny truck out front, rough stay behind it. Captures the reality of the road — pulling up to another questionable spot knowing you're not there for comfort. You're there to get paid.

"Will Work For Money" Construction Worker Sticker – Blue Collar Humor Decal

$6.30 USD
She's not afraid to get her hands dirty and she's definitely not here for free. Bold 'Will Work For Money' phrase blending blue-collar grit with just the right amount of attitude. Weatherproof vinyl.