Certified Pole Dancer Sticker – Lineman Harness Humor Decal
$6.30 USD
Sitting pretty in the hooks… throwing the Rockstar sign. 🤙
This ain’t a stage — it’s a pole, a harness, and a job most people couldn’t handle. For the ones who make it look easy and have a little attitude while doing it.
- Durable, weatherproof vinyl
- Perfect for hard hats, buckets, trucks, and toolboxes
- Built for real linemen, not spectators
Climb high. Stay strapped. Throw it up.
The Hotel Hooker – Traveling from one hotel to the next… in my hooks.
⚡ Limited edition — once it’s gone, it’s gone
🚧 Built for work, travel, and everyday wear
🏨 Inspired by real hotel and road life