The Lists

Curated rankings of the best, the worst, and the downright dangerous.

Hall of Shame

The 5 Worst Places I Have Ever Given $50

From blood stains to front desk folks asking if I needed "company." These are the spots you run from.

Mint Finds

Top 5 Mint Hotels Under $70

Sometimes you win the lottery. Clean sheets, working AC, and doors that actually lock.

Recovery Room

The Absolute Comfiest Beds for the Price

When you've been up a pole for 14 hours, you need a mattress that isn't made of rocks.

Warning

Top 3 Sketchiest Parking Lots

Where you sleep with one eye open and the work truck parked touching the window.