The Verdict
80 Near Hersheypark... but the first room didn't make the cut. š
Another one-nighter on the road.
š Dutch Motel by OYO ā Palmyra, PA
š° $80 ONE NIGHT
This review was different.
Not only was it my first stay at the Dutch Motel, it was also the first official Hotel Hooker review where I checked in wearing my hooks.
On paper, the motel has a lot going for it. It's close to Hersheypark, offers an outdoor pool, and comes in cheaper than many nearby hotels.
But after getting into the room, things started to unravel.
š Bugs inside the freezer
š¬ Stain on the bed sheets
š¶ Weak Wi-Fi
š Limited outlets near the bed
After finding those issues, I requested a room change.
Unfortunately...
The second room wasn't much different from the first.
Visual Evidence
The Breakdown
Cleanliness9/20
Comfort13/20
Functionality17/20
Value for Price13/20
Overall Experience9/20
Pros
- ā Close to Hersheypark ā Outdoor pool ā Easy parking directly outside your room ā Affordable compared to many nearby hotels ā Good option for a quick overnight stay ā Convenient location for workers and travelers
Cons
- ā Bugs found in freezer ā Stains on bedding ā Weak Wi-Fi ā Limited electrical outlets ā Room conditions were inconsistent ā Room change did not significantly improve the stay ā Property feels dated in several areas