The Verdict
The Hotel Hooker checks into the Comfort Inn in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania for a $63 one-nighter near Hershey. Stains on the bed, the pool was out of order, but management upgraded the room and there was a diner nearby that helped save the stay. Honest blue-collar hotel review from a traveling lineman perspective.
Visual Evidence

The Breakdown
Cleanliness13/20
Comfort17/20
Functionality17/20
Value for Price16/20
Overall Experience16/20
Pros
- Got an upgraded room
- Breakfast included
- Food nearby
- Right off the main road
- AC worked well
Cons
- Stain on the bed
- Pool was closed
- Some wear and tear throughout property